Our HITH sources on the Hill claim that there are talks going on behind closed doors about doing away with the two party system. They go on to say that both parties are working to come up with a name that will “honor” both parties if the two parties come together as one party.
Some of the party names that are being kicked around are “Dempublicans,” “Rebubbacrats,” “Demopubs,” “Democans,” “Taxocrats,” “Do as I say,” and so forth.
Our sources are asking what brought this on? Most leaders of both parties state they have done quite a bit of research on what occurs when each party is in power and the other is not.
They went back 30 years with their research and found out that regardless of which party is in power that nothing changes.
One unnamed leader said sarcastically, “if you turn both animals over on their back and look between their political legs, you can’t tell the difference, both are nutless.”
“Any common sense voter has known this for years,” said one Republican leader “I really don’t know why we have not been called out on the similarities. He went on to say, “It is true we don’t get anything done but honestly we are mainly here to enjoy ourselves at taxpayer expense, this is off the record right?”
HITH will keep you updated on this pre-breaking news
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