Just doing his job
Obama…”You are doing your job too well so you need to backoff and leave these illegal aliens alone,”
Joe “I was voted into office and this is what the voters expect me to do,”
Obama… ”We don’t care what voters say, we are the Fed and we overide state rights.”
Joe..”We are being overrun down here with aliens looking for jobs.”
Obama..”You need to let these people into the country and let them find out on their own that their are no jobs, I took care of that personally.”
Joe…”They are still pouring over the border and your administration is doing nothing whatsoever to stop it.”
Obama…”Listen Joe, there is more to this than just a wall and a few Mexicans coming through your town. If I am going to win in 2012 then I need to increase my constituency base and I need every person I can get my hands on. Acorn is in trouble, so this is the next best thing to expanding the voting rolls- we will just bus them in.”
Joe…”politics never meant much to me Sir, all I see doing is making sure that my town is cleaned up and if that means part of my job is arresting illegal aliens then that is what I have been sworn to do.”
I feel Pretty, I feel Pretty, So Pretty...
Obama…”Joe, Joe, Joe, I am the President and I can get whatever I want and I want this to cease and desist immediately. I can break your back if I want, or we can go about it in a peaceful and secretive way, what will it be Joe?”
Joe…”Mr President, can I see your birth certificate?”
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