I read this story from The Hill website and decided that with a little humor and satire, I could show what really is happening behind the scenes at Harry Reid’s re-election headquarters.
As soon as Reid realized that he had been busted for something that he said over a year ago, he profusely apologized to every dark skin man and woman he had ever come in direct contact with including his limo driver.
He spent 6-7 minutes on the phone with Al The Charlatan Sharpton repeatedly begging his forgiveness. The other 5 individuals with very little if any negro dialect, would not take his call.
Why would anyone of any color (including whites) vote for this man?
Al did ask him to shine his shoes while he was on his knees pleading for his political life. Reid gave in to his request, but told Sharpton that he needed his help in fooling “his” people for one more campaign.
The Senate’s embattled majority leader decided to move ahead with his “Only Light Skin Negros, who Speak like Me,” luncheon next week.
In spite of the controversy, Democratic political strategist, Donna Brazile, reluctantly is scheduled to headline the group’s launch event in Nevada. She told The Hill in an e-mail Monday that the “launch,” is still on, and I’m still on track to go to Nevada and roll the dice for Harry’s cause. When asked what she would speak on, she replied, “it will be in a dialect only understood by the members of the audience, and the hired help.”
A Reid staffer, said her phone has been “ringing off the hook all day” with inquiries about the event. Of course she wouldn’t tell our reporter that the inquiries mostly were negative remarks such as ”you lie, man,” and “say it ain’t so Bro.”
She went on to say that she could not tell where the calls were originating from due to her inability to detect which part of the country the dialect that was being spoken came from, but she was sure their skin was darker than hers.
Reid’s campaign would not speculate on how many guests they expect, but estimated that counting the kitchen help and hired servers there should be a good 14-15 attendees.
See you at the polls, “my man.”
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