Barack Obama and Muslim leaders from 40 countries will come together in April for a summit that will establish a “new beginning” with Muslim nations around the world via entrepreneurship.
Obama has it under good authority that the Muslim leaders have convinced their radical “death to the infidels” leaders of their country(s) to work with the worldly Muslim sector, as they go hand in hand with the “great Satan”to build their economies together to reflect the United States model of capitalistic success.
One Muslim leader even went as far to say “Allah be damned,” as they came together for this groundbreaking cooperation from all sides.
Muslim leaders in the countries involved convinced the “radicals” lay down their rocks, sticks, slingshots, road side bombs, car bombs, human bombs and any other bombs they may have on their “person” for this opportunity to work with new and improved Satan.
Obama, believes his charisma and gifted oratorical skills can change the way Muslims view the United States. After all, this is the same plan he used in 2008 when he won the Presidency.
Obama believes if the murderous, ungodly radicals could see the soft underbelly of a cooperative US, they would see a super power who is ready and willing to lay down its defensive posture and have a friendly face to face with those who would love to see us die in a sea of molten lava.
Obama advisors also believe that this summit can save the lives of Muslim children who are loaded down with explosives and sent to marketplaces under the pretense of buying candy for their siblings, only to never return.
After this summit is concluded, Obama plans to take all of the leaders out to the White House lawn for pictures and a demonstration of him moving a box of rocks from one side of the lawn to the other side using his secret weapon of “just wishing it so.”
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